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"If
there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I
die."
-Anonymous
"Have you smooched your pooch today?"
-Anonymous
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make
a fool of himself too."
-Samuel Butler
"If
dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with
them as we do with people."
-Capek
"The
dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."
-Maeterlinck
"There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams
"Whoever
said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
-Gene Hill
"No
one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much
as the dog does."
-Christopher Morley
"A
dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Josh Billings
"The
average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andrew A.
"I've
seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-John Steinbeck
"If
your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
-Unknown
"Old
dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape
and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
-Bonnie Wilcox
"The
more people I meet the more I like my dog"
-Unknown
"In
order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to
be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility
of becoming partly a dog."
-Edward Hoagland
"I
once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my
dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
-Bonnie Schacter
"No
Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog
makes you rich."
-Louis Sabin
"Money
will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
-Josh Billings
"A
piece of grass a day keeps the vet away"
-Unknown Dog
"Dogs
are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
"Dogs
feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in
case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right
in your ear."
-Dave Barry
"The
dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic."
-Henry Ward
"To
his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-Aldous Huxley
"Did
you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that
is how dogs spend their lives."
-Sue Murphy
"Histories
are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends."
-Alexander Pope
"Do
not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will
treat you like dogs."
-Martha Scott
"Every
dog must have his day."
-Jonathan Swift
"I
have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another
dog."
-James Thurber
"Don't
accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers
"If
I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
-James Thurber
"If
you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark Twain
"The
reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue"
-Anonymous
"The
one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world,
the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful
or treacherous, is his dog."
-George Graham
"Every
boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly."
-Anonymous
"Even
the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home,
master, and mistress."
-Louis Sabin
"Dogs
have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe,
we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in
return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever
made."
-Roger Caras
"A
dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded
to go for a walk."
-O. A.
"A
dog is man's best friend, and vice versa."
-Anonymous
"A
dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down."
-Roger Caras
"The
dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for
man is the more laughable of the two animals."
-James Thurber
"A
good dog deserves a good home."
-Proverb
"A
watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where
a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him."
-Anonymous
"There's
just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they're
thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego."
-Janet Schnellman
"Every
dog isn't a growler, and every growler isn't a dog."
-Anonymous
"A
dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark."
-Anonymous
"The
ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman."
-Anonymous
"A
dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express
with his tongue in hours."
-Anonymous
"There
is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it."
-Anonymous
"Every
dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the weakends."
-Anonymous
"It's
no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk."
-Anonymous
"A
dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but it's never quite so personal"
-Anonymous
"Dogs
laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
-Max Eastman
"Scratch
a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
-Franklin P.
"I
can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer."
-Barbara Woodhouse
"You
think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long
before any of us."
-Robert Louis
"You
can't keep a good man down -- or an over affectionate dog."
-Anonymous
"I
wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
-Rita Rudner
"No
animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion
than a dog."
-Stanley Leinwoll
"When
most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people."
-Julia Glass
"You
own a dog; you feed a cat."
-Jim Fiebig
"Any
time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's
dog."
-The Cockle
"Old
Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a shelter; his real name was Spike."
-World Features
"None
are as fiercely loyal as dog people. In return, no doubt, for the never-ending
loyalty of dogs."
-Linda Shrieves
"Happiness
is a warm puppy."
-Charles Schulz
"A
collie has the brain of a man, and the ways of a woman."
-Scottish Proverb
"Many
dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile."
-Richard A.
"Intelligent
dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect."
-W.R. Koehler
"There
is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful
dog."
-Konrad Lorenz
"The
old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people."
-Daniel Pinkwater
"I
have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus
infections than from kissing dogs."
-Barbara Woodhouse
"A
dog is nothing but a furry person."
-Anonymous
"A
well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just
make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
-Helen Thomson
"A
dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost."
-Charlotte Gray
"Have
you hugged your pug today?"
-Marty Moose
"Yesterday
I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement"
-Snoopy
"Outside
of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark
to read"
-Groucho Marx
"A dog is the only thing that can fill the void in your empty heart"
-Kate
"Acquiring
a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative."
-Unknown
